Teaching microphones to listen
They keep interrupting with "what?" and "sorry, could you repeat that?"
Training AI to understand accents
Currently thinks everyone is speaking Klingon
Perfecting punctuation detection
Right now everything looks like one really long sentence with no breaks whatsoever and it's getting kind of exhausting to read
Caffeinating the developers
Coffee levels critically low. Send help.
* This percentage is randomly generated and means absolutely nothing
While you wait, why not practice speaking really, really clearly?
Expected launch date: When it's ready™
In the meantime, we're accepting voice messages via carrier pigeon 🕊️